Leave it to Bono.
June, did you find my U2 t-shirt?
No, Ward. I still haven't found what I'm looking for.
Hi, Mom. Hi, Dad.
Oh, hello, Wally.
Well, son, how's the old rattle and hum concert going out there?
Well, gee, I guess it's going okay, Dad.
Except Eddie Haskell got arrested for scalping tickets.
Wally, have you seen the Bono?
Well, gee, Mom, he's just finishing up his 15th encore.
I wonder if all the success has gone to the Bono's head.
I don't know, dear.
Aw, heck, Mom. The little rat wouldn't even give his own family backstage passes.
Oh, Bono, time for dinner. We're going to eat with or without you.
Oh, jeepers, Mom. I just want to sing one more song.
Okay.
All right, but then your 80,000 friends would have to go home.
All right. Thanks, Mom. This song is for my Mom and Martin Luther King.
Ward, I'm worried about the Bono.
You too?
Join us again next time when we hear Eddie Haskell say...
Well, hello, Mrs. Cleaver. I was just telling Wallace and Bono what a nice Joshua tree you have.
Well, estudi-
Oh, nelp.

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