I don't know, man. I smoke weed.
I think that * need to be legal everywhere.
Pennsylvania, I don't know what your situation is with weed, but
it's not legal. Shut your hatin' ass up.
I don't give a *.
I want weed to be legal, but it's not for me.
It needs to be legal for the people that need it.
It's not for me.
It's not for me.
It's people out there, it's little kids, it's people who's sick,
it's people whose lives would be just a little bit better
if they had access to weed.
It's not for me.
It don't matter to me.
It does not matter to me if weed is legal or not.
It don't stop me from getting it now.
What the * are you talking about, man?
This * is everywhere.
They got a weed Uber.
They'll pull up on you.
He won't stop, but he'll throw it out the window and keep going.
That * is good.
That * is everywhere.
All type of people selling weed right now.
Getting rich.
It's old people selling weed.
They outside in the Walmart parking lot on them little hover rounds.
I got that reefer.
I said, what?
It's a little kid selling weed.
You don't even know because you're not paying attention.
They doing it right in front of your face.
But you too busy to even notice it.
Little kids.
Every time you see them Girl Scouts selling cookies out of season.
It ain't time for Girl Scout cookies.
NYO cookies cost $60.
Don't open them right here.
Open them around.
I was like, bitch, why is your voice so deep?
You sound like the Allstate man.
I think weed should be legal, man.
Look, who has it ever hurt?
Other people.
Look, everybody here, we having a good time, right?
Everybody having a good time so far.
We got drinks on the table, right?
Okay, we drinking.
Cool.
All right.
Guess what?
Drunk driving.
That's some real *.
Fucks up people's lives all the time.
High driving.
That's not really a thing.
That's really just called being careful and considerate.
You smoke weed, you get on the interstate, you automatically get the right lane.
Like, y'all go ahead.
God damn.
*.
Y'all really trying to get there.
Mm-mm.
I just want to get there, but y'all really want to get there.
You'll look at us, be like, 65.
Are they sure shitting me?
I can do 58.
That's about it.
Nope.
These trees going by too fast as it is.
No.
Don't you beef with me.
You go around.
You can do 65 and kill yourself.
I'm going to get off at this next exit and take a nap.
It's safe.
I'm just saying.
You smoke weed, you make smart decisions.
You make smart decisions.
You do.
What's a weed overdose?
Whoever had a weed overdose?
Huh?
What's a weed overdose?
Eating a whole box of cereal?
Going to sleep with your shoes on?
That's not that bad.
Recovery time.
Quick as hell.
You see you got your shoes on.
You're like, *, I guess I'm ready for the next day.
Let me go ahead and go.
I'm glad I planned ahead.
You know what?

It's safe.
Yeah!

We need to be legal, man.
It helping every, it helps all type of people.
It helps the little kids.
It does.
Little kids, we have seizures.
It helps them.
It helps the people with cancer when they got to go
through the chemotherapy.
It helps them.
It helps the old people.
when they have Alzheimer's, did you know that?
Yeah, yup, they smoke the weed,
then they forget, they can't remember.
That * is amazing.
If you know somebody with Alzheimer's,
take them some weed and see how they act.
He gonna hit this *,
well, goddamn, where you been, boy?
*, been calling everybody the wrong name.
You find out your granddad knew how to roll up,
well, give me this *, cause you're...
This * safe.