Hey, I'm calling you back
Ooh, she's been a bitch tonight
And by bitch I mean this rain
No cabs, nowhere
So I had to put on the wigs, and the heels,
And the lashes and the ear
And take the train to the club

And you know the mta should stand for mother fuckers touching my ass
So then I get to the club looking like a drowned harassed rat
And greeted not by miss rose at the door,
But our friend, johnny 5. 0
Yes honey, the nypd shut down the party!

You know before me
I don't even know it's kiki!
So I hope you're up, girl,
Cause we are all coming over
Lock the doors, lower the blinds
Fire up the smoke machine and put on your heels
Cause I know exactly what we need!

Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight!
Let's have a kiki, mother fucker
I'mma let you have it
I wanna have a kiki
I wanna have kiki night
(Dive, turn, work)
We're gonna serve,
And work and turn, and honey

A kiki is a party for calming all your nerves
We're spilling tea and dishing just deserts when they deserve.
And though the sun is rising, few may choose to leave
So shave that lid and will all bid adieu to your ennui
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki!
Lock the doors, tight!
Let's have a kiki, mother fucker
I'm gonna let you have it
Let's have a kiki
I wanna have a kiki tonight
(Dive, turn work)
Let's have a kiki,
We're gonna serve,
And work and turn, and h-h-honey

Oh, what a wonderful kiki!
This kiki is marvelous!
(Work it Girl)
Kiki, so, so
We, we, no no!
Kiki, so, so
We, we, no no!
Kiki, so, so
We, we, no no!