I invented broccoli.
Llamas do not exist.
I own an anteater called Simon.
Dogs cannot see hedgehogs.
I painted the Mona Lisa.
Everyone secretly hates football.
I bought Greenland.
The moon landings really happened.
I hold the copyright to the colour purple.
Whales do not exist.
My feet are insured for 20 million euros.
Unicorns are real.
I can communicate with ants.
Giraffes are jealous of the popularity of elephants.
Lord Lucan was my grandfather.
The Elgin Marbles are fake.
I was Pope for a week.
Donkeys rule the world.
I have been to London.
I want to go to Mars.
Chocolate is not real.
I invented the number three.
There are humans living on the moon.
I can run a mile in under a minute.
Pigs can fly.
Pigs can fly.
I am really DB Google.

I am a super.
The planet Mercury is a monster's egg.
I can breathe under water.
Snow is not real.
Bats cannot hear me.
Lee Harvey Oswald was my uncle.
Puppies are evil.
I am a human being.






I invented curry powder.
This is the best I've ever seen.
Twins are clones of each other.
I will kill again.
I will kill again.
Norway does not exist.
Norway does not exist.
Everything I say is a lie.
Everything I say is a lie.
Everything I say is a lie.
Everything I say is a lie.