Honey, they're bringing out a TV crew
They wanna do a story about me and you
They'll be stringing up bright lights in the backyard
There'll be cameras on their shoulders
We'll be reading cue cards
Leave them long johns on the line
If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine
They're gonna put us on lifestyles
Of the not-so-rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my fair lane up on block
The holes in all our socks
Talkin' about lifestyles
Of the not-so-rich and famous
Tell them about your mama and the bowling league
Tell them about Junior and his baseball team
I'll show them my nine-point buck on the wall
I'll blow a few times on my new duck call
Let them see old Blue, how he sleeps all day
We'll bring him back home
They're bringing out the Elvis TV traits
They're gonna put us on lifestyles
Of the not-so-rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my fair lane up on block
The holes in all our socks
Talkin' about lifestyles
Of the not-so-rich and famous


Yeah, our idea of high-class livin'
Sittin' on the porch on a cool night
Ice and paint and caviar
There's an RC Cola and a Moon Pie
I'm talkin' about lifestyles
Of the not-so-rich and famous
Lifestyles of the not-so-rich and famous
Lifestyles of the not-so-rich and famous