Jonathan Wilcox
answered an advert
Next to Mercedes in the Sunday magazine
The RAF needs air crew
He's got nothing else to do
So they dressed him all in blue and they gave him a machine
They trained him for ages
We paid his wages
And he passed from Cranwell ceremoniously
The band played loudly
His mother said proudly
He's off to the clouds To defend you indeed
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la
No flying, he certainly made your presence felt
La la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la
No flying, he certainly fly below the band
Call this peacetime
It's more like Mannheim
During an air raid in 1944
Jonathan's Phantom Frightens our children Marv put the kettle on
Coos he's coming through the door
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No flying,
he certainly made your presence felt La la la la la la la la la
No flying,
he certainly fly below the band La la la la la la la la la la la
No flying,
he certainly made your presence felt La la la la la la la la la la
No flying, he certainly fly below the band
Don't fly in the country Go to the city
Where you'll find more voters than sheep Don't be sinister
Try Westminster During the day
La la la la la la la la la la No flying,
he certainly made your presence felt
La la la la la la la la la la No flying,
he certainly fly below the band
La la la la la la la la la la La la la la la la la la la la la
No flying, he certainly made your presence felt
La la la la la la la la la la no flying,
he certainly fly below the band
No flying,
you certainly make your presence felt.
No flying, you certainly fly below the belt.
No flying!