I thought I'd make a living off of mason jars
In case I failed at something that's from the heart
But I found out it was only worth like three bucks
And there are no returns, so I'm kinda stuck
So I just stuck it on the shelf right there
And fill it with the whiskers that I pick up
I thought I'd make a living on the prices right
But you know I could never afford the flight
Besides what?
Just to play the game
I mean, besides, they'd probably never say my name
I found out it was only worth like three bucks
And there are no returns, so I'm kinda stuck
So I just stuck it on the shelf right there
And fill it with the whiskers that I pick up
I thought I'd make a living on the mega millions
But I only got one number right
And I had to go to three gas stations
At eleven o'clock at night
Just to find out it was only worth like two bucks
And there are no returns, so I'm kinda stuck
So I just stuck it on the shelf right there
And fill it with the whiskers that I pick up
And they'll bring me luck