Now listen this sketch this all this but my real life
Listen this sketch this all this but my real life
Listen this sketch this all this but my real life
Listen this sketch this all this but my real life
For some people it's wrong for some people it's right
But I know there's no way I would take myself a wife
When a marriage it's start man it's like a paradise
When you're on your honeymoon and your partner retire
Could be on the sandy beach drinking a drink full of ice
Or in Europe eating a continental dish full of spice
Well that bit is up to you well you know that's your choice
But I'll bachelor please take my advice Before
you jump over the brim make sure you think twice
When a marriage it's start man you know it's very bright
With the husband in a suit and the bride in a white
And the two of them together man them a the highlight
But to me them fool cause them can't see the light
Cause soon them a go fuss and soon them a go fight
And the wife's gonna say come on night on your bike
Listen this sketch this all this but my real life
Listen this sketch this all this but my real life
Can't get married in the day can't get married in the night
Register office or a church any which one you like
But one thing I know the beaker will be polite
But if down your fears man you have a yellow stripe
And out of the church you wish you could take a flight
Well it don't make sense you want your girl get your night
But that mean you no love her with all of your might
You're gonna start to do things what your wife dislike
Like forget her wedding anniversary just fist fight
When she wants a bit of love you say no I'm on strike
Then she's going to start to wonder if getting married was right
When she goes back to her mom me say that same night
Even though he looks crisp mom and he really looks right
When I think of it now he wasn't really my type
And that day me did that what me bought Jesus Christ
Me did what on the back of a building site
And me see me bridgering I go joke up him wife
And before him do that man he spit for her twice
Me say why why you a go take the young girl life
Till she burn up me dinner pack consecutive night
Listen this catch this all this what my real life
Got the people everywhere want you all on tight
And listen to what I really talk through the mic
Well if you are married please don't catch fright
But if you take the chance man I hope that you right
Cause if you not careful you could be messing up your life
If you get married it could work you never know it just might
Listen this catch this all this what my real life