If you'll meet Santa Claus tonight, boy, you better run for your life Cross the night before Christmas, just five years old My parents were but a little past the ritual They told me at first that it's too late with red We let out a laugh, but that laugh was wicked Fancy! So vicious! Show me the meaning of Christmas Punish! The wicked! And don't ask for Santa's forgiveness You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree And never wait for witness So much for a merry Christmas Now Santa's claws are up The Santa's screaming and shouting Make sure the goose wants you to die So much for a silent night A silent night Wait! So it's just three years later, no more finger proofs Put your hands off the holy infested abuse Time's out in the light, tingle down from my back It took my faith and spirit, now it's time to give back Fancy! So vicious! Show me the meaning of Christmas Punish! The wicked! And don't ask for Santa's forgiveness You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree And never wait for witness So much for a merry Christmas Now Santa's claws are up The Santa's screaming and shouting Make sure the goose wants you to die So much for a silent night A silent night The bell is flashing through the snow And the horse is on its way When the mistletoe touches the earth, it's Christmas Day I'm making my list Slice your vice We're gonna find out who's naughty or nice It's time to rock the house With nothing you can spend And I'm taking all the trash It's fucking garbage day I'm taking all the trash It's garbage day I'm taking all the trash It's garbage day You will believe in me Slaughtered under the tree And never wait for witness So much for a merry Christmas Now Santa's claws are up The Santa's screaming and shouting Make sure the goose wants you to die So much for a silent night A silent night Please let me die *