Well, that big dumb blonde

With her wheel gorged

Turtle, that friend of theirs

With his checks all forged And his cheeks in a chunk

With his cheese in the cash

They're all gonna be there

At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh ee

Ooh, baby, ooh ee

It's that million dollar bash Ev'rybody from right now

To over there and back

The louder they come

The bigger they crack Come now, sweet cream

Don't forget to flash

We're all gonna meet

At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh ee

Ooh, baby, ooh ee

It's that million dollar bash Well, I took my counselor

Out to the barn

Silly Nelly was there

She told him a yarn Then along came Jones

And emptied the trash

Ev'rybody went down

To that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh ee

Ooh, baby, ooh ee

It's that million dollar bash Well, I'm hittin' it too hard

My stones won't take

I get up in the mornin'

But it's too early to wake First it's hello, goodbye

Then push and then crash

But we're all gonna make it

At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh ee

Ooh, baby, ooh ee

It's that million dollar bash Well, I looked at my watch

I looked at my wrist

I punched myself in the face

With my fist I took my potatoes

Down to be mashed

And I made it over

At that million dollar bash Ooh, baby, ooh ee

Ooh, baby, ooh ee

It's that million dollar bash