Oh damn, what is it dawg? I forgot it's mother's day Didn't get a gift for her Other plans got in the way She'll be so disappointed Damn I forgot it too This could have been avoided What the hell are we gonna do? My mom's been so alone ever since my daddy left Cold No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test I know just what you mean My mom's been so sad and gray My dad can't satisfy her In the bedroom ever since he passed away Hold up You thinkin' what I'm thinkin'? I'm thinkin' I thinkin' too Slow up What time is it dawg? It's time for a switcheroo We both love our moms Women with grown women needs I say we break em off Showin' how much they really mean Cause I'm a mother love You're a mother love We should f*** each other's mothers F*** each other's moms I'm pushin' that leg Where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt this s*** is crazy F*** each other's moms Cause every mother's day Needs a mother's night If doin' it is wrong I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on the league Cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother So be my mother lover I'll be layin' in the cot Waitin' for your mom Punchin' on this lube and roses I got my digital camera I'ma make your mama do a million poses They will be so surprised We are so cool and thoughtful Can't wait to book your mom I'ma be the syrup she could be my waffle Shoutin' up My mama loves bubble bath with chamomile Straight up Give it to my mom D-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style This is the perfect plan For a perfect mother's day They'll have to rename this one All up under that cover's day Cause I'm a mother love You're a mother love We should f*** each other's mothers F*** each other's mothers I'm pushin' that blade Where you came out as a baby Ain't no doubt that s*** is crazy F*** each other's mothers It would be my honor To be your new stepfather It would be my honor To be your new stepfather And while you be my mother Make me another brother And while I'm in your mother I'll never use a rubber Cause every mother's day Needs a mother's night If doin' it is wrong I don't wanna be right I'm callin' on you Cause I can't do it myself To me you're like a brother So be my mother lover They blessed us all With the gift of life She brought you in this world So I'ma sex her right This is the second best idea That we've ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover Happy Mother's Day