I love my bagel, my NyQuil pills, Jackie, I love my buddies, my hatchet van, but I love my axe.
My axe is my bungee, I bring him when I walk. Me and my axe will leave your head outlined in chalk.
My axe is my bungee, he always makes me laugh. Me and my axe cut big, it's spinal cords in half.
My axe is my bungee, and when I wind him back. Me and my axe will give your forehead a butt crack.
My axe is my bungee, I never leave without him. Me and my axe will leave your neck a bloody fountain.
Everybody, everybody, everybody roar!
Murdering, murdering, murdering, Fire Buddied I!
Chop, chop, chop!
My axe is my bungee, we right the planets wrong. Me and my axely beg it's dead on with you long.
My axe is my bungee, he never makes me cry.
Me and my axely beg it's dead on with you long.
My axe will leave a pivot for your eye
My axe is my banshee, don't take him for a chump
Me and my axe will leave you hopping on a stump
Everybody, everybody, everybody run!
We're murdering, murdering, murdering
Everybody die!
Everybody die!
Everybody, everybody, everybody run!
We're murdering, murdering, murdering
Everybody die!
Everybody die!
Look into the deadest tree
Tell me baby what you see
Don't you hear the branches cry
Asking for the reasons why
Did they hang so many men
From the branches off of them
Why did humans make them play
With them in their evil way
Look into the moon's beam
Can you fathom what it's like
To be seen
Bodies dragging from a truck
Driven by a bigot *
Why you think the heavens cry
As it rain in blizzard skies
Ain't no covering the tracks
That's why I'm here and oh yes
My axe is my banshee
He'll thump into your head
Me and my axe will make your white hoodies red
My axe is my banshee
You let that dixie wave
Me and my axe will * your mother up
And your brains
My axe is my banshee
We both fry with the trees
Me and my axe will bring the devil to his knees
Everybody, everybody, everybody roar
Murdering, murdering, murdering
Everybody die!
Everybody die!
Everybody, everybody, everybody roar
Murdering, murdering, murdering
Everybody die!
D-r-h-l-h-hey!
Chop-chop-chop!
Sway-ay-ay!
Chop-chop-chop!
Everybody, everybody, everybody roar
Murdering, murdering, murdering
Everybody die!
Chop-chop-chop!
Sway-hey-ay!
Chop-chop-chop!
Everybody, everybody, everybody roar
Murdering, murdering, murdering
Everybody die!
Chop-chop-chop!
Sway-ay-ay!
Chop-chop-chop!
Aah!