Copy me and do exactly like I did Try Sid and get *** up worse than my life is My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight But I can't figure out which Spice Girl I want to impregnate And Dr. Dre said Slim Shady you a basehead Then why's your face red, man you wasted Well since age 12 I felt like I'm someone else Cause I hung my original self from the top bunk with a belt Got *** and ripped Pamela Lee's tits off And smacked her so hard I knocked her close back was like crisscross I smoke a fat pound of grass And fall on my ass faster than a fat bitch who sat down too fast Come here Slush Shady wait a minute that's my girl dawg I don't give a *** God sent me to piss the world off My English teacher wanted to flunk me in junior high Thanks a lot, next semester I'll be 35 I smacked him in the face with an eraser Chased him with a stapler Stapled his nuts to a stack of paper Walked in a strip club Had my jacket zipped up Blast a bartender Then stuck my dick in a tip cup Extraterrestrial running over pedestrians In a spaceship while they screaming at me 99% of my life I was lied to I just found out my mom does more dope than I do I told her I'd grow up to be a famous rapper Make a record about doing drugs and name it after You know you blew up when the women rushed your stance Try to touch her hands like some screaming Usher fans Sky White Castle asked for my autograph So I signed it, Dear Dave, thanks for the support, *** Stop the tape, this kid needs to be locked away Dr. Dre, don't just stand there, operate I'm not ready to leave, it's too scary to die I'll have to be carried inside a cemetery and buried alive Am I coming or going? I can barely decide I just drank a fifth of vodka Dare me to drive? All my life I was very deprived I ain't had a woman in years And my palms are too hairy to hide Clothes rip like the Incredible Hulk I spit when I talk I *** anything that walks When I was little I used to get so hungry I would throw fits How you gonna breastfeed me, mom? You ain't got no tits I lay awake and strap myself in the bed With a bulletproof vest on and shoot myself in the head I'm steaming mad And by the way, when you see my dad Tell him that I slit his throat in his dream I had Hi, my name is What? My name is What? My name is Chicka Chicka Slim Sadie Hi, my name is What? My name is What? My name is Chicka Chicka Slim Sadie Hi, my name is What? My name is What? My name is Chicka Chicka Slim Sadie Hi, my name is What? My name is What? My name is Chicka Chicka Slim Sadie