Well, this is my backyard, it's my back gate

I hate to start my parties late

Here's the party cart, ain't that great?

That ain't the best part, baby, just wait I said that's a genuine weather vane

It moves with the breeze

Portable hammock, honey, who needs trees

It's casual entertaining we aim to please At my parties, alright Check out the shingles, it's brand new

Excuse me, while I mingle, hi, how are you?

Hey everybody, let me give you a toast

This one's for me the host with the most It's getting a trifle colder step inside my home

That's a brass toilet tissue holder with it's own telephone

That's musical doorbell it don't ring, I ain't kiddin'

Plays 'America The Beautiful' and 'Tie A Yellow Ribbon' Boy, this punch is a trip, it's okay in my book

Here, take a sip maybe a little heavy on the fruit

Ah, here comes the dip you may kiss the cook Let me show you, honey, it's easy, look

You take a fork and spike 'em, say, did you try these?

So glad you like 'em the secrets in the cheese

It's casual entertaining we aim to please At my parties, alright

At my parties, alright, uh huh Now don't talk to me about the polar bear

Don't talk to me about ozone layer

Ain't so much of anything these days, even the air They're running out of rhinos, what do I care ?

Let's hear it for the dolphin let's hear it for the trees

Ain't runnin' out of nothin' in my deep freeze

It's casual entertaining we aim to please At my parties, alright, uh huh

Do what you please

At my parties, alright, uh huh Yeah, at my parties, alright, uh huh

You do what you please

At my parties, alright, uh huh Oh yes, at my party I told you like that

That's nice At my parties, alright, uh huh

At my parties, alright, uh huh

At my parties, alright, uh huh

Do what you please

At my parties, alright, uh huh