Yeah, it's a mystery, we all know
Where do our socks and keys go?
Lost and found, they disappear
In this funny world, let's make it clear
Woke up today, needed my keys
Looked everywhere, down on my knees
Checked the couch, checked the floor
Found a pen, but nothing more
Then my sock drawer, only got one
Where's the other gone? Having some fun
In a parallel world, dancing around
In this mystery, they can't be found
Mystery of the missing socks
Keys and pens and secret spots
They vanish quick, without a trace
They vanish quick, without a trace
In this house, it's a hiding place
Checked the fridge, don't know why
Found the butter, but my keys, goodbye
Under the bed, found some dust
In this game of hide and seek
Who can I trust?
Maybe the dog's got a stash
With socks and keys in a hidden cache
But he just whacks
Looks so sly
In this mystery, I'm left to sigh
Mystery of the missing socks
Keys and pens, keys and pens
In secret spots, in secret spots
They vanish quick, without a trace
In this house, it's a hiding place
Checked the fridge, checked the fridge
Don't know why
Found no one, found no one by my side
Checked the fridge, checked the fridge
Don't know why
Are they in the washer, in a secret door?
Or maybe the dryer, wanting more
In a black hole, in the great unknown
In this mystery
I'm left alone
Days go by, then out of the blue
There's my sock and my keys too
On the table, plain as day
In this mystery
I'm left alone
Days go by, then out of the blue
There's my sock and my keys too
On the table, plain as day
In this mystery
What can I say?
So alive, and I'm on my eyes
In this funny world, it's no surprise
Things disappear, then reappear
In this mystery, we hold dear
Mystery of the missing socks
Keys and pens, keys and pens
In secret spots, in secret spots
They vanish quick, without a trace
In this house, it's a hiding place
So I laugh, and I roll my eyes
In this funny world, it's no surprise
Things disappear, he and his friends
Things are really, we hold dear