People always ask me how I write songs I tell them it's not complicated I quite simply take everything one line at a time Listen, everybody knows what my name is But I'm still out pulling face Cara Delevingne, have you got any? Please, nah-ah, cos it's my night off I need a day off, cos when I crash I'll be a rat What a fucking sight, fuck it, what a fucking night Who the fuck are you to tell me how to live my fucking life? Loving life, me, I'm dandy I'd reckon you'd get rid of a bottle of brandy In the rain, glistening to Trinidad James No, we don't pop mollies, we drop bombs, I'm handy I go in if I'm out, but I'm in the pickle now I think sharp as something in my drink And before I go back on the pissory Fizzled out, down the dead of night And now I'm dizzled out, fuck, what if I get picked tonight? Cos I'm shameless young and I'm famous I'm shameless young and I'm dangerous I'm shameless young and outrageous They never should have put my name in lights Aw, you get famous and then you seem naughty Look at Steven and he's like 40 Yo, got a little buzz, now it's funny cos the honeys make a beat line Fool me, tunnel ends with a bright light But I'm alive and every tunnel I find's got a white line Keep running to the loose, magazines chatter Ain't substance abuse, I've got a weak bladder Call it the Bieber effect, young too silly Post pissed in a year while I'm a few millies Whoop diddy, now they're calling me an influence They might as well say that Eddie Murphy is impotent I told my label I'm not a pisshead, I'm vibrant And I only drink to make celebs more excited You should try this cos no one's really saying much Until they roll the Queen's face into a cellar door Another one sniffs the dirt Cos I'm shameless young and I'm famous I'm shameless young and I'm dangerous I'm shameless young and outrageous Never should have put my name in lights Put my name in lights Creatures of the night Yeah, my mind is rolling My eyes wide open There's a fool down on the table I'm crazy and I'm feeling quite unstable Yeah, my head spins Feeling reckless I should probably slow right down But I'm too tempted I'm a bastard Yeah, my mother rapped me before she and my father had married I'm a bastard And I'm plastered My God, honestly, what have I started? Why is my face on pages of papers that I wouldn't even whack my arse with? Why are they so nasty to me? I think I preferred it when they arse kissed Oh, and Cara I'm sorry, Cara But I can't promise I won't take this any further Cause I'm shameless young and I'm dangerous I'm shameless young and I'm dangerous I'm shameless young and outrageous Hey, never should have put my name in lights Put my name in lights Creatures of the night Yeah, my mind is rolling My eyes wide open