When I was just a girl, I read a magazine It said, you can have the world if you look pretty But you'll never be enough, so avoid humiliation And stop looking for love when all you need is validation So I grew up kind of hating myself And letting all you motherfuckers monetize my mental health By making me believe that my personal success Was dependent on my weight and the way that I dress Oh, oh, I hate it when you ask me what's your problem Oh, oh, as if you don't already know I'm a fucking narcissist, yeah, that's what my problem is You're the one that started this, but I'm a fucking no-no I see the same magazine criticize my generation And I find it kind of weird, you'd critique your own creation But you still go online and call me self-obsessed Wait, did you forget who made the internet? Oh, oh, I hate it when you ask me what's your problem Oh, oh, as if you don't already know I'm a fucking narcissist, yeah, that's what my problem is You're the one that started this, but I'm a fucking no-no I'm a fucking narcissist, yeah, that's what my problem is I'm empathy's arsonist, yeah, I'm a fucking no-no You call me apathetic, and I'm not worth humanity Until I'm depressed and you get upset When all I ever do is talk about me I'm a fucking narcissist, yeah, that's what my problem is You're the one that started this, but I'm a fucking no-no I'm a fucking narcissist, yeah, that's what my problem is I'm empathy's arsonist, yeah, I'm a fucking no-no I'm a fucking narcissist, yeah, that's what my problem is You're the one that started this, but I'm a fucking no-no I'm a fucking narcissist, yeah, that's what my problem is I'm empathy's arsonist, yeah, I'm a fucking no-no Thanks for watching!