I got a job in Atlanta in a mall playing Santa Not because of any talent but because I was the only one to suit fit Everybody shot me little sticky kids were hopping on my lap With their fingers in my beard I guess they thought that I was really it She sat down on my lap and said to me I'm 23 and I need someone You look like someone who could play with me And stay with me all day with me Cause I'm in no man's land Can't seem to find a real man You know I'm looking for a steel man She said I'm in no man's land I'm gonna show you a real good time I'm glad I pay you double overtime She was begging to be fired But my job was on the line Should I stay or should I go? Oh I just didn't know I let 50 kids stand in line They were whining, they were crying And the mothers they were screaming in hysterics And I swear I never heard she broke a bandage I dropped my suit on the floor They were trying to block the door They were calling her a whore They were driven to nativity till insanity We drove away in a Mercedes Benz Dirty blood split into debris She said I wanna put you under my tree You're just a little gift from me to me Cause I'm in no man's land Can't seem to find a real man You know I'm looking for a steel man She said I'm in no man's land You know I'm ready for a real good time I'm glad I pay you double overtime She had money on her line She wasn't looking to become my wife She said I hope you understand I just want a night full of man's time She didn't notice I was thin with a delicate chin Know the softness of my skin Know the scent of my other personality She didn't see through my disguise Didn't see it in my eyes She was in for a surprise When she discovered my emotional plurality She said come and lay down on the floor with me It's warmer here by the fire She didn't know that there was more of me She'd have to live to love all four of me Cause I'm in no man's land I'm looking for the real me If only I could feel me You know I'm in no man's land Sometimes I gotta play me It's really hard to stay in me I'm in no man's land I'm looking for the real me If only I could feel me You know I'm in no man's land Sometimes I gotta play me It's really hard to stay in me I'm in no man's land I'm looking for the real me If only I could feel me www.LRCgenerator.com