Nobody likes me
It's all my fault
Nobody likes me
Nobody likes me

Oh yes we all like you
We like you a lot
Yes we all like you
Yes we all like you

I never get a letter
We have no time
Never ever get a call from you
We have no dime

Oh yes you do
Oh no we don't (x 3)
Yes! No! Yes! No! (etc.)

Never call, never write
Yes we do always try
Make me cry all the night
Sorry we made you cry
Make me mad, Make me sad
Tell me true, what can I do?

Way too late can't make up
All the hate has built up
Ha ha ha ha aaah

Right we all hate you
We hate you a lot
We hate all your family
We hate your dog Spot
Even Spot?
Yes!