All around the room where things are placed And next to you he fills the space And so it seems your saving grace is only saving face The pictures of the two of you on holiday On honeymoon you thought that he was wanting you But he was only wanting you to let him offer He was your imaginary friend You were partners till the end And something bends, then it breaks Your worst mistake accepting Enemies, abandonies, a litany of tragedies You're vexed, it seems you're hexed And after sex he expects you'll let him off the hook Tell him something that you heard While you were asleep and left you Shake him while he stirred You go awake and you will Make him eat his words right off the hook You can't lie, every time The credit card deceits, the dirty sheets The souvenirs of a man who'd cheat It all makes sense with each offense You wanted to believe him If he could get away with murder one Then you would lean the smoking gun With every crime you bought each line But not this time you'll make him eat his words Tell him something that you heard While you were asleep and left you Shake him while he stirred You go awake and you will Make him eat his, make him eat his words While he's alone, but you won't be around And from now on the phone stays off the Crooked line Every time Crooked line Every time Crooked line