Oh there's a Bentley, a house in Chelsea There's a myriad of things that you could get me A little pony, a bunch of Tonys Oh, the things that you could do for me Oh Santa, oh Santa I know that you'll deliver everything I'm after But you don't need to read another Christmas list Just save a little kiss for me Oh, a jacuzzi, that'll do me With a bubble bath and back rub with cologne Oh, an Alexa, a super fixer Oh, the things that you could do for me Oh Santa, oh Santa I know that you'll deliver everything I'm after But you don't need to read another Christmas list Just save a little kiss for me Oh! Haha, oh Santa Well... Yeah, there's a few things on my list A few things I'd like But there's not a lot that I... ...need Or maybe... Oh, a tiara, a baby llama A private dinner with President Obama I'll get you out of space to get off my face Oh, the things that you could do for me Oh Santa, oh Santa I know that you'll deliver everything I'm after But you don't need to read another Christmas list Oh, I know you've got better things to do than this Oh, you don't need to read another Christmas list Just save a little kiss For me Thank you, Santa. Mwah!