I saw you at the railway station, there had been a cancellation You were smoking cigarettes alone I walked up and said hello, I lost my wife two days ago You shook my hand and said Francis was your name And you had a hat, and I had a hat Mmmmm, we both had hats And my wife was dead, and your wife was dead Shit happens, Francis said Francis said it's five o'clock, how about we find a rock And throw it at some cars from the bridge I laughed and said that sounds like fun We walked into the setting sun, and Francis said I'm aiming at the kids And he threw a rock, so I threw a rock We both put some gravel in a sock, and he threw the sock I said we should stop He smiled at me, then threw a rock and a sock We snuck down to the local farm, and there we opened up the barn To set the horses free and watch them run The moon was extra bright that night, the horses in the pale moonlight Watch this, Francis said, and pulled his gun He shot a horse, so I shot a horse Francis choked a chicken with his hands When watching them die, he started to cry I'm bored, Francis said, let's steal a car Oh Margaret, oh Margaret, don't you worry about me now I'm doing just fine on my own There are other things to laugh than your soft skin against mine And Francis is helping me move on, I'm moving on Life's a bitch, a wise man said, no matter what, you end up dead And all that you can wish for is a friend So pour another glass of wine, with Francis' shoulder touching mine I'll stay right here until the bitter end And you have a hat, and I have a hat Mmm, we both have hats And your wife is dead, and my wife is dead Here's to life, Francis said Here's to life, Francis said Here's to life, Francis said