Y'all said y'all like old school, right?
So, old school?
All right.
Yeah, okay.
Some of y'all look old as *.
I don't know.
I'm just saying.
I don't think we went to the same old school.
I think when you went there, it was just regular school.
It was regular school.
The building was new when you went there.
It wasn't.
Some of y'all was around when rap first started.
When rap first started, look, hey, I love hip-hop music.
I'm glad it started, but I'm glad they don't rap like that anymore.
That * was terrible.
It was boring.
Every song, they just rap about whatever they saw that day.
Whatever they saw that day, that's what they take to the studio.
He comes to the studio.
Broken glass.
Everywhere are people pissing in the corners.
They just don't care.
I don't give a * what you saw when you got off the bus.
You're not going to listen to no whole album full of observations.
And the chicken tastes like...
Like wood.
I don't care.
Why are you singing about it?
It wasn't even good.
I'm just saying, y'all, my old school was like Tupac, Biggie, DMX, Outkast, UGK, yeah.
I had to stop listening to Biggie, though, because Biggie scared me when I was a kid.
You know, Biggie was out when I was young, so he had one song.
Biggie would say scary *.
He had one song, and he said,
Oh, found your father hiding in the room.
* him with the broom.
Slid him down the back and threw salt in the wound.
I turned the lights on.
I was scared.
I cut that * off.
I waited until my dad got off work.
I was like, Dad, don't let Biggie know you're here.
He's going to * you in the room.
I want Biggie to * you in the room.
That * is scary.
What else y'all like old school?
Nobody?
You said Wu-Tang?
See, I'm from the South.
I like Wu-Tang, but at first when they came out, it was too many words, man.
They say too many words.
All these Socrates philosophies.
These and hypotheses came through.
I find out I'll be dropping these.
You're like, I got to go get the thesaurus.
This * sound like homework.
I got to look up half this *.
Who else y'all like?
I don't know, man.
There's new music, though.
The new.
I like the old school because old school music make you feel good about yourself.
This new school music, it hurt your feelings.
Every song, they say something disrespectful directly to you.
All type of * is, I'm don't, why would you talk to me like that?
I bought the CD.
I think I say anybody else's name, but they say *'s directly to you.
As soon as you press play, I just * your bitch in some Gucci flip flops.
What?
Why my bitch?
I got to check on my relationship.
Hi.
Hey bitch.
Bitch, who the * you * in flip flops?
I need to know.
Is he Jamaican?
How did he keep the flip flops on?
This motherfucker's toes are strong as hell.
He kept the flip flops on?
If I'm * in socks and I take one stroke, them shits are coming off immediately.
Who * them flip flops?
They kept them on.
I don't know.
All this, you know, they try to make you feel.
Bad.
You can't even listen to the rap music and think about what's going on in your life.
Cause they don't leave it for regular people.
You got to think about what's going on in the rapper's life.
Cause every song, they'll tell you how much money they spent.
If you think about what's going on in your life, you'll get depressed.
They'll let you know how much money they split.
I just blew a hundred thousand.
I didn't ran up a check.
I got money in the bank.
Shout it what you think.
I think I overdrafted my bank account with Bank of America.
When the * that album come out?
Overdraft fees.
You ever overdrafted your bank account?
And then you got to call the bank like you don't know how numbers work?
You on the phone pretending to be stupid?
Like, oh, yes, it's an emergency.
There's a negative sign in front of all my money.
I was just trying to get that removed as soon as possible.
If I...
Oh, okay.
All right.
Okay.
So as soon as I give you that, I can go back to half and zero.
Okay.
All right.
All right.
No, that sounds good.
I will give you that so I can have none.
Then you think about it.
You get mad.
You call them back like, hey, can I ask you a question?
Why the * didn't you stop me from doing it?
You knew I didn't have it.
No.
No.
No, no, no.
Clearly, I wasn't paying attention.
I'm irresponsible.
Just pull up my bank and history.
That's all y'all.
Oh, man.