Well,
I wake up in the morning,
there's frogs inside my socks
Yo mama, she's hiding inside the icebox
Yo daddy walks in wearing a Napoleon Goldie-Potter mask
Then
you ask why I don't live here,
how do you have to ask?
Well,
I go to pet your monkey,
I get a face full of claws
I ask that who's in the fireplace,
and you tell me Santa Claus
The milkman comes in, he's wearing a derby hat
Then
you ask why I don't live here,
how do you have to ask?
Well,
I ask for something to eat,
I'm hungry as a hog
So I get brown rice,
seaweed,
and a dirty hot dog
I got a hole where my stomach disappears
Then
you ask why I don't live here,
honey,
I gotta think you're really weird
Yo grandpa's cane,
it turns into a sword Yo grandma prints
the pictures that I pasted on a board
Everything inside my pocket, your uncle steals
And
you ask why I don't live here,
honey,
I can't believe that you're for real
Well,
there's fistfights in the kitchen,
they're enough to make me cry
Then a mailman comes in,
even he's gotta take a side
Even the butler, he's got something to prove
When
you ask why I don't live here,
honey,
how come you don't move?