September '75 I was 47 inches high
Mom said by Christmas I would have
A badassmother G. I. Joe
For your little minds to blow
I still got beat up after class

Yeah, now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
Goodbye

Don't give me that bullshit, you know who I am
I'm your nightmare little man
Vic, you stole my lunch money, made me cry
Jane, remember second grade?
Said you couldn't stand my face
Rather than kiss me you said you'd rather die

Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
Goodbye

You'll be sorry one day
Yes you will, yes you will
You shouldn't push me around
'cause I will, yes I will
You will be sorry when I'm big
Yes you will, yes you will
You will be sorry

Now I'm big and important
One angry dwarf and 200 solemn faces are you
If you really want to see me check your papers and the T. V.
Look who's tellin' who what to do
Kiss my ass
Kiss my ass
Goodbye