It was Friday night and I was feelin' a'ight Downtown Atlanta, big city, bright lights Mixin' Henny with the Sprite while I'm drinkin' and drivin' No police lights, no police sirens I'm headed to the club, lookin' for a freak To spread a little love and spread a couple cheeks Pull up to the spot, 26ers like BAM! Eyes on me like, bitch, do you see him? Strolled through the front door, headed to the biff Bought a couple bottles and I took a couple sips Scoping out the room and what do I see? A nice round boot and a pair of double D's So I crept up like Shawty was Hattie You killin' that dress and I love it with a passion Then she turned around and her face was a'ight She had a gap tooth and a mean overbite But I was like, hmmm If I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up fuckin' you Is that what you wanna do, Shawty? If I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up fuckin' you You too Woke up the next morning and all I can remember Was taking shots and tipping the bartender Surrender to the woman and her bringing me home Cause she started looking better every shot of Patron Yup, I jumped up with a devilish grin Cause tonight, damn right, I might do it again So I called up the homies Let's ride, we can hit the sports bar over on the south side Hit a couple of Coronas, couple of Limes Went up to the bar and saw a couple of dimes So I slowly walked up and said, huh? My name's Ludacris and I'm a hell of a guy One said, I know who you are, I'm your number one fan And right now, it's too bad I got a man And I said, I understand But where the hell is he at? Cause in a minute, if he don't show up, then, man If I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up fuckin' you Is that what you wanna do, Shawty? If I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up fuckin' you Uh-huh, huh Hey, Payne, holla at her right quick, man Yeah, you gon' get in trouble with your man, girl Don't get in trouble, girl Talkin' bout how you're my biggest fan, girl I know it, I know it Nah, I don't wanna do it You gon' make me do it Don't make me do it, don't make me do it If I have one more drink One more drink, I'ma get ya Home and I'll split ya Grab the camera phone and take a bunch of drunk pictures Cause Hennessy mixed with a whole bunch of Buddha Equals you mixed with a whole bunch of Luda And you know how far one drink could go Start slurrin' my speech, slowin' up the flow Hikin' up your skirt, climbin' up your shirt It's Mr. Late Night Luda and I like to flirt So guess what, baby girl? If I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up fuckin' you Is that what you wanna do, Shawty? If I take one more drink, I'm gon' end up fuckin' you Who else, T-Pain? And I am too Haha, you hear what I'm sayin'? People too picky these days, dammit Too tall, too short, too fat, too skinny Have a couple a drinks, and quit discriminatin' This has been a Luda service announcement Deuce Hahaha