When I was only three,
My mama said to me,
"Don't go screwin' a skanky hor,
Or you're gonna get vd"

When I was seventeen,
I boned a cooky bitch
A couple days later, my balls swelled up,
And my croth began to itch

But that's when I totally knew,
What God wanted me to do,

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Check it out
Now I'm in a bitchin' band,
And I'm banging every night
I don't care if she's a trailer hoe,
And she's got three freakin eyes

I get up in the afternoon,
Cuz I ain't got a stupid job
I drink some beer and I watch cartoons,
While the s*** polishes my knob

Smoke and drink and screw,
That's what I was born to do,

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
I'm gonna fuck all night and party all day

Now God's looking down on me,
Saying, Hey man, way to be

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party all day

Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night, and party all day!
Whoa, oh oh, hey, hey, hey
Fuck all night and party

Fuck fuck fuck yeah,
Fuck yeah!

... Fuck yeah, dude