[Dialogue Written by Quentin Tarantino] VINCENT
Want some bacon? JULES
Naw, man, I don't eat pork. VINCENT
Are you Jewish? JULES
I ain't Jewish, I just don't dig on swine, that's all. VINCENT
Why not? JULES
Pigs are filthy animals. I don't eat filthy animals. VINCENT
Yeah, but bacon tastes good. Pork chops taste good. JULES
Hey, a sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie. But I'll never know 'cause I
wouldn't eat the filthy motherfuckers. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That's
a filthy animal. I ain't need nothin' that ain't got sense enough to
disregard its own feces. VINCENT
How about a dog? Dog eats its own feces. JULES
I don't eat dog either. VINCENT
Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal? JULES
I wouldn't go so far as to call a dog filthy, but they're definitely dirty.
But a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way. VINCENT
So by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to
be a filthy animal? Is that true? JULES
Well, we'd have to be talkin' 'bout one charmin' motherfuckin' pig. I mean
he'd have to be ten times more charming that that [...] you know what
I'm sayin'?