When I was a baby
I was so happy I'd play with my friends in the mud
Wilbur and Jack didn't notice me
We were a gang, you've got to believe me
Mama would scold us if we got too rough
She didn't care, she was proud of us
I ran around and talked to the animals
Telling them stories of savage cannibals
Then I got older and noticed a girl
At first I was sure I didn't exist to her
I soaked around but I didn't know why
Then she put her cheek on my shoulder
And I was looking at her and she was looking at me
We started to smile, it was our destiny
Tina was her name, she was my cutie pie
I forgot about the things I used to like
I spent all my time following her around
My friends on me
Made the whiplash sound
The day I understood that it was happy for me
And everyone clapped when I asked her to marry me
She said yes and we felt so fine
We lost track of the passing time
Before I knew it we had our own babies
Gene of * and a key to get
But now I'm about to die
My little brother, I've got no complaints
I'd like to thank Bobby
For bringing me scraps of food that I could eat
He always had a smile on his face
He didn't want me to change, he was too old for that



I want to think of this day
It's finally here
It's finally here
It's finally here
Thank God we're here
Thank God we're here
Thank God we're here
When I was a baby
I was so happy I'd play with my friends in the mud
When I was a baby
I was happy I'd play with my friends in the mud
When I was a baby
I was happy I'd play with my friends in the mud
When I was a baby