My plain Jane never wear no lipstick or paint You know she'll never try to be what she ain't From early in the mornin' you can hear the fellas call Woo, well, plain Jane, won't you come out tonight So we can have a ball Yeah, now, plain Jane, won't you come out tonight Come out tonight, come out tonight Come out tonight, plain Jane, won't you come out tonight Spend some time with me Her mouth's a little too wide and her nose a wee bit long And when you take a good look at her, her shape seems all wrong But she's got a certain somethin' that's so hard to define And I wish that certain somethin' was mine, all mine, all mine Woo, now, plain Jane, won't you come out tonight Come out tonight, come out tonight Plain Jane, won't you come out tonight Spend some time with me Ooh-wee! Oh, yeah! I used to go with Glamour Girl to Warsaw stayin' night But plain Jane's got a cotton dress and it don't fit her right I could never, never tell you why I love her like I do But if you took her out for one fine night, you'd feel the same way too Won't you now, plain Jane, won't you come out tonight Come out tonight, come out tonight Plain Jane, won't you come out tonight Spend some time with me I said spend some time with me Ooh, plain Jane, why love her just the same