You can read it in the paper, or watch it on the news
Everybody's got the pre-apocalyptic blues
You better be ready when the * goes down
You better head on down to Costco
Get you a buggy full of rice and beans
And you'll supply a two-ply for your composting latrine
So you'll be ready when the * goes down
Don't hesitate, don't procrastinate, or you'll all be running scared
There ain't no second chances for the braver in pair
Did you know there's a couple of commies hiding underneath your bed?
And the zombies gonna eat up all the brains in your head
I got a Rambo knife with a compass and ballistic bug-out bag
Got a AK-47, about a hundred extra mags
I'm gonna be ready when the * goes down
I'm gonna be ready when the * goes down
You know what I'm talking about
I says, and I'll cut up about a billion red Chinese
You say you ain't worried
And I say, honky please, you better be ready
Ready
When the * goes down
Yeah, cause
By my jacuzzi, there's an Uzi and an RPG
Got a Stinger missile mounted on my SUV
They won't get to me, no matter who they are
I got landmines buried all over my yard
Cause I read it in the paper
I read it in the paper

I see it on the news
And now I got the cryptic pre-apocalyptic news
I'm gonna be ready
When the * goes down
Yeah
Will you be ready
When the * goes down
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