Let Me Tell You A Tale
Let me tell you a tale, no taller than I
Got an act, I was in way back, turned out to be a shank man
Still had shank on my back at that point in time
She made me sing, wife crackin' pantomime
The only one I felt was a shank man
Spotlight shine
Well, oh, ain't no that bad
Could have been the roll of a red ship
A tale that couldn't spin or six foot deep coffin
But with a hand creepin' up my spine
Thought this would never be mine
So I had to cut my string
Maybe lose the cape, make my escape
Goodbye, cuttin' the vein
But I've had no rain
Cause I ain't sure I act all darlin'
Oh, sorry, love, that ain't me
I got bones and blood
Though you may disagree
I hope you're chokin' on your water cold
My thoughts ain't made to order, no
Certainly
So no matter how immobilizing they all been fillin' quiescent
Living the time they had to leave softened
Now they use a hacksaw
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
Despite this phallin' pain in proper paranoia
Despite the little I spotted up into Sequoia
Well, I still meant at least half the things I told ya
But I ain't sure I act all darlin'
Oh, sorry, love, that ain't me
I got bones and blood
Though you may disagree
I hope you're chokin' on your water cold
My thoughts ain't made to order, no
Certainly
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