Raisins come from grapes People come from apes I come from Canada I came in first place In an non-existent race To rebuild the Parthenon The Parthenon's in Greece Or was it in Greece too? I can't keep my movies straight When I make mistakes I use a lot of salt Because salt makes mistakes taste great I don't want to be a bother But I think the phone's for you I've got orange pants I wear them when I dance But I don't get out that much You are just too loud I've passed you in a crowd Thank you and keep in touch I don't speak Chinese Not even words like please Thank you or how are you? But I can parle Francais I borrowed a bit today Seemed like the thing to do I don't want to be a bother But I think you're in my seat I don't want to be a bother But I think you're in my seat