A few things you should know about me, I smoke weed and I have ADD, so if I forget what I'm
talking about, just remind me, that *.
Everybody got ADD now, right?
Everybody, right?
ADD, attention deficit disorder, ADHD, yeah, everybody got it now, but back when I was
in school, they tried to make it seem like I was * up, like I had a disease.
Yeah, everybody got ADD now, and if you don't know what ADD is, if you don't understand
ADD, ADHD, attention deficit disorder, I'm explaining it to you, ADD is when a person
has trouble paying attention to * that they don't give a * about, that's what
that is, man.
I can listen to the * I like all day, but the * you talk about, I don't give a *

about, it's about to make me go to sleep.
But no, when I had ADD, they treated me like I had a disease, like I was * up.
I went to school in Georgia, so they ain't had the best school, so they called me in
the office and the counselor was like, Clayton, we ran some tests, the tests show you have
ADD, it's attention deficit disorder, that's what the tests prove.
I was like, well, wait a minute.
When did I take the test?
Because I don't remember taking the test, that's probably why I failed the test, because
I didn't know it was a test, can I take it again, and this time I'll take it serious.
But no, she's going to keep talking and say, no, Clayton, you have a learning disability,
it's called ADD, it's attention deficit disorder, it means you can tune things out when you
want to, it means you have trouble paying attention, and I don't know what the bitch
said after that.
You just told me.
You think I'm finna...
You think I'm finna listen to you?
Right now it sounds like you're telling me I got superpowers.
You mean to tell me I can tune people out whenever I want to?
Shut up, bitch, let me out of this office, I'm about to be an X-man.
But no, she kept talking and she was like, no, Clayton, you have a learning disability,
we don't want you to get left behind, so what we're going to do is we're going to catch
you up by going slower.
That's not how you catch up, ain't nobody ever caught up by slowing down, if you talking
about a race, that's how you get lapped, no, I don't want to go, but she won't put me in
the slow class.
Now this is fifth grade, I've been in the regular class the whole time, you can't just
put me in the slow class and expect me not to notice a difference.
Like I'm not going to say *, I knew something was wrong because she took me to the new
classroom.
This * was downstairs, I didn't know the school had a downstairs, it was a one-story
building, but this was a spiral staircase, what the * is this?
It's a dungeon, yeah, and then you see all the kids, you know the kids, the kids, you
saw them.
You saw them, but you don't see them, you know who I'm talking about, you saw them,
but you don't see them, like you at lunch one day and that big kid with a helmet run
by and you're like, who is that?
And then he's gone, you saw him, but you don't see him, or you ride the bus, you ride the
bus to school, you get to school, you get off the bus, but there's those kids that sit
right up front that don't get off the bus when you get off the bus, and then in the
afternoon, when it's time to go home.
You get on the bus, and they already on the bus, you're like, what the *, did y'all
go anywhere?
This the magic school bus, y'all on a field trip?
I wanna go, no, they in the slow class, and it's * up, y'all laughing, but the slow
class, that's not for the people who, you know, mentally disabled, it's not for the
people who are physically disabled, back then it was for the people who, they don't know
what the * is wrong with you, but they want you to stop disturbing the classroom,
they call that * the resource.
The resource room.
What resource is this, the last resource, cause this * is * up.
You got the big dude with the helmet, that's the little kid that like to start fires, and
that's the little girl that stab everybody.
No!
You gonna sit me next to the little wolverine and think I'm gonna be okay.
This fifth grade, you getting ready to go to middle school, you about to start doing
real work.
Nuh-uh.
Not in this class.
The class I just came from, we doing algebra, geometry.
We reading Shakespeare.
I get in this class, they reading Green Eggs and Ham, and they gonna get mad at me, talking
about I spoiled the ending.
I'm looking around, I was like, you know he gonna eat them eggs, right?
The big one stood up like, no he's not, and I was like, okay, well can I have a helmet
too?
God damn, *.
Why is he the only one with a helmet?
What if he go on a headband?
What if he go on a headband and spring?
I think we all vulnerable.