I went riding on my bike
He went riding on his bike
With spanner, pump back and front line
With spanner, pump back and front line
That's all I need to ride in
That's all he needs to ride in
A marathon I'm entering
A marathon he's entering
I'm racing for a charity
Sponsors come running to me
I've learned to cut that yellow line
And park my bike there any time
No minute, money for the meet and then
The road tax up to pay today
The petrol pump's been blown sky high
My MOT's now at Falkroy
I've got to do things just last week
But you're not silly believing me
We sold our car to skip the fine
Ten pound I found, I didn't find
Oh no, you don't call Murray's
I've had my fill of petrol fumes
Attached myself to big balloons
And pumped them full of precious air
The traffic jams look with deceit
Bam!
Bam!

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I've learned to ride your yellow line
And park my bike there any time
No minute, money for the meet and then
The road tax up to pay today
I've been riding treetop high
My insurance is by the by
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!
Buh!

Buh!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.