Did you just say you wanted to have sex with me?
What?
Already?
Right swipe, left swipe, yeah I might swipe Right swipe, left swipe, want that wife type
Dress white, wet at night, then you'll get pipe Right swipe, left swipe, yeah I might
swipe Tryna meet a lady on tinder, it can't hurt
Take her out to dinner and get her Pick up measurements for togetherness
Diamond ring and shit, but she just dirty said I want that wedding bitch
Man, all these girls just depressin' me When I check to see what they message me
Talkin' bout how they just want my teeth Never wanna start a family
Right swipe, left swipe, yeah I might swipe Right swipe, left swipe, want that wife type
Dress white, wet at night, then you'll get pipe Right swipe, left swipe, yeah I might
Right swipe, stop playin' with my balls, Bakugan Now you showin' me your thong, thought you
gone I'm tryna buy a house, tryna call a thong
my spouse Am I quiet as a mouse, cause you're still
actin' around
Bitch, by the way, you're takin' my last name You hear me, you're takin' my last name
By the way, you're takin' my last name No arguing, I won't hyphenate
Just imagine, me and you alone With our kids at Disneyland
Hey, won't you just throw a dog a bone Cause I got us a dog
Right swipe, left swipe, yeah I might swipe Right swipe, left swipe, want that wife type
Dress white, wet at night, then you'll get pipe Right swipe, left swipe, yeah I might
Swipe
Say I do, hoe, don't you dare try and hold my hand
Will, you, marry, me, what Do you mean that we just met, yeah we just
met But I'm tryna get wet, have some kids, settle
down with you bitch Outta town, we'll get hitched, now you lookin'
like a hot head Clown with your shit, better throw some lipstick
on your forehead To make up your mind, tryna buy a home in
this economy What I wanna coach, a youth soccer league
I wanna take you out, it's a back to school night
Our future lookin' bright, our baby night light
Right swipe, left swipe, yeah I might swipe Right swipe, left swipe, want that wife type
Dress white, wet at night, then you'll get pipe Right swipe, left swipe, yeah I might
Swipe
That's the life, man And make my family proud
Yo, that's the American dream right there, baby