If your hair is real thin, you've got to rub it in Rogaine
Rogaine
If it grows on your back, but you're still bald as Kojak
Rogaine
Hey bald guy, better buy and apply
Rogaine
Rogaine
You're in the hair club for me
Man, Captain Picard got you in Rogaine
If you can't get laid, cause you look like Sinead
Rogaine
Can't use a comb, you've got comb on your dome
Rogaine
You've got glare, it's no fair
You want hair?
Rogaine
Call that Sinead Sperling guy, you should try
Rogaine