At this time, we've got two more, and the first one is a Shakespearean literature thing for all the men in the house, and it's called Keep an Ugly Woman.
Keep an Ugly Woman
Keep an Ugly Woman
Keep an Ugly Woman
And suppose she is so ugly that she is a pity to see
Well, I still ask you for her phone number, cause you know she's just right for me
Now, I have majored in women, and I'm used to all sorts of types
I done had the pure and the youth, so you know I'm down with all the feminine hypes
But there's one thing I've found, sure as a bee won't him a wee taste
of honey
Is keep you an ugly chick stashed somewhere, my man
And you'll always have a left pocket full of money
Well, I got me about 27 of them old scarecrows
And my wallet is very much in tank
And would you believe right out front, Pops, I got me a brand new pure Cadillac
But you know sometimes I get a little embarrassed on Sunday when I'm walking down the street
Cause with a gorilla on your arm, my man, you don't know who you just might meet
So I'm gonna let old Clark Terry and Johnny Griffin have all the flow show
And let these studs glamour all the time
And just give me one good ugly woman, and oh babs, I'll always have mine
But uh-uh, excuse me, all you ladies in the house
I really don't want you girls to feel outdone
Cause the old saying is, if you ladies,
can't find no fools, how y'all gonna have y'all some extra fun?
So if you ladies know you a man that has a very good job
And this old stud is raggedy, dirty, need a shoeshine, and look like a slob
And that's alright, baby, if his clothes make him a pure, natural New York wreck
Just be nice and sweet to him on Friday night
And cop his paycheck
And then you ladies,
you ladies,
y'all can ball and get tall
And don't have to worry about your hair
In rainy weather
And just think, if you get enough bread
You and old Gonzales might get together
So just for our close, I want all the ladies in the house
That it's alright with me
If you use this on any
Ugly
Man
Thank you, Shakespeare
Thank you
Thank you
Voila!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the last one