In your little black book

You've got the names

And the favorite persuasions

Of the people in the headlines I'm in there under A

And I'm rated under B

You've got photographs to prove it

And I swear to God it's not me You've got a hard heart

Being hard is your art

You think love is a dirty, dirty word You pick up the phone

And you ring me when I'm at home

And then you put it down

And I'm reaching for my Valium My secret life, living life

On a knife edge of life

Tell my wife and she's

Just had a breakdown And I, I'm not rich

But you know I'm top in my pitch

And you'll ruin the lot

Finish everything I've got

My secret life, secret life I'll give you anything

Anything to shut you up

Why do you hate me so much?

What have I ever done to you

But leave you? I don't want to play cat and mouse

Have the neighbors

Looking over at my house All the secret smiles

When I walk in the room

And I think I'm going to

Crack up soon I'm going to run away

Find a place in the dark

Where I don't have to hear

The nasty nasty talk Change my ***

Change my hair

Be hard to find anywhere My secret life, living life

On a knife edge of life

Tell my wife and she's

Just had a breakdown And I, I'm not rich

But you know I'm top in my pitch

And you'll ruin the lot

Finish everything I've got

My secret life, my secret life I'll give you anything

Anything to shut you up

Why do you hate me so much?

What have I ever done to you

But leave you? Ooh My secret life

My secret life

My secret life

My secret life

My secret life