We are Siamese, if you please We are Siamese, if you don't please We are former residents of Siam There are no finer cotton than Siam Do you see that thing swimming round and round? Maybe we could reach him in and make him drown If we sneak up upon it carefully There will be a head for you and a tail for me Who is that who's living in that wire house? It must be a bird because it's not a mouse If we sneak up upon it carefully There will be some for you and some for me We are Siamese, if you please We are Siamese, if you don't please We are former residents of Siam There are no finer cotton than Siam www.mooji.org