I was up in the mornin' with the TV blarin', brushin' my teeth, sittin' watchin' the news. All the beaches were closed, the ocean was the Red Sea, but there was no one here to part of in two. There was no fresh salad, cause this hypo's in the cabbage, Staten Island disappeared at noon. And they say the Midwest is in great distress, and NASA blew up the moon. The ozone layer has no ozone anymore, and you're gonna leave me for the guy next door? I'm sick of you. I'm sick of you. They arrested the mayor for an illegal favor, sold the Empire State to Japan. And Oliver North married William C. Corden, gave birth to a little Tehran. And the Ayatollah bought a nuclear warship, if he dies he wants to go out in style. And there's nothing to eat that don't carry the stink of some human waste dumped in the Nile. But one thing is certainly true, no one here knows what to do. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. I'm sick of it. The radio said there were 400 dead in some small town in Arkansas. Some whacked out trucker drove into a nuclear reactor and killed everybody he saw. Now he's on Morton Downey, and he's glowing and shiny, doctors say this is a medical advance. They said the bad makes the good, and there's something to be learned in every human experience. Well I know one thing that really is true, this is a zoo. And the keeper ain't you, I'm sick of it. I'm sick of you. They ordained the Trumps and then he got the mumps and died being treated at Mount Sinai. And my best friend Bill died from a poison pill some wired doctor prescribed for stress. My arms and legs are shrunk, the food all has lumps. They discovered some animal no one's ever seen. It was an inside trader eating a rubber tire after running over Rudy Giuliani. They say the president's dead but no one can find his head. It's been missing now for weeks, but no one noticed it. He had seemed so fit, and I'm sick of it. I'm sick of you. Ooh ooh, I'm sick of you. Bye bye. I'm sick of you. I'm sick of you. Baby baby bye bye. Baby bye bye. I'm sick of you. I'm sick of you. I'm sick of you. Bye bye.