Ladies and gentlemen! Too many bong hits and not enough time A couple bucket heads and a bottle of wine Two big cities and a dope-ass bee One blowjob and my day's complete Hot, hot, hot! I gotta feel it itchin' for the flavor I place a call to my next-door neighbor He's got a crow room in full bloom He said drop by around half-past noon He'd have some tasters, samples, the vapors We get our heads high like skyscrapers I brought the papers and more party favors Like Bismarck said Oh my god, I'm so hungry! Around noon I like to get up, buckle back to bed Then at two I hit the snooze and get a little head Around nine I get the wine and start sippin' on red The next day get up and do it all over again It's just an everyday thing around this bar Catch me coolin' in my yard with the joint puffin' hard And I always got a beer nearby And close to hand a proud king in his castle Lookin' over his land I wanna get my one and only A couple bucket heads and a bottle of wine We go together like cheese and bologna Oh my god, I'm so hungry! And I always got a beer nearby And close to hand a proud king in his castle Lookin' over his land I wanna get my one and only A couple bucket heads and a bottle of wine We go together like cheese and bologna Oh my god, I'm so hungry! Now you need a burner bag, call me where's your sack? Yeah, breakfast, your ball, dog, where you at? I got tequila, chronic and a dirty, dirty mouth 24-7, snaggin' high every day Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's a bad place Yeah, we some west side high riders We stay high All the smokers and the tokers from around the way We goin' up and smokin' like an everyday thing I'm not a downy Dino king Don't call it, I don't cause no trouble I don't bother nobody, well Just some kings who rock on the mic Just some kings who rock on the mic And when we rock And when we rock up on the mic, we rock the mic Strike Ride Roll Ride Who's got the nitrous can? Thanks Yep, I'm ready for another one Here it comes Yo, you hear that? Sounded like the doorbell But my head's still ringing so I just can't tell Fill up on the balloon, I'm ready for another Oh brother, here we go again Oh fuck, where'd all the people go? Why am I sitting here stuck? Right in front of the tank, going living, road fishing People disappearing in the tank, we're missing I'm by myself and now I'm back at the crib Wondering how the fuck I got here and just what I did Hippy hippy crack, damn this show is fun But after sucking two bottles, I am definitely done