Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yeah, I'm stuck in the middle with you And I'm wondering what it is I should do It's so hard to keep a smile from my face Lost control, yeah, I'm all over the place Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Well, you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends come crawling and slap you on the back And say, please, please Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Well, you started out with nothing And you're proud that you're a self-made man And your friends, they all come crawling and slap you on the back And say, please, please Well, I don't know why I came here tonight I got the feeling that something ain't right I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right Here I am stuck in the middle with you Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you Here I am stuck in the middle with you