This ain't Texas, ain't no hold'em So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So pack your Lexus, and throw your keys up Stick around, round, round, round, round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's the real life boogie and the real life hold'em Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
There's a tornado in my city Hit the basement, that shit ain't pretty
Running whiskey, cause we're surviving Other red cup kisses, free redemption, passing time, yeah
Ooh, one step to the right We headed to the dive bar, we always thought was nice
Ooh, run me to the lift Then spin me in the middle, boy, I can't read your mind
This ain't Texas, ain't no hold'em So lay your cards down, down, down, down
So pack your Lexus, and throw your keys up
Stick around, round, round, round, round, round
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some sugar on me, honey, too
It's the real life boogie and the real life hold'em Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
And I'll be damned if I can't slow dance with you Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too
It's the real life boogie and the real life hold'em Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now
Woo!
Woo!
And I'll be damned if I cannot dance with you
Come pour some liquor on me, honey, too
It's a real boogie, real holdout
Don't be a bitch, come take it to the floor now, whoa
Come take it to the floor now, whoa
Come take it to the floor now, whoa
Come take it to the floor now, whoa
Come take it to the floor now, whoa
Come take it to the floor now, whoa