Rhonda that evil prince

He certainly does have a way about him

At least he didn't piss on my fox

And he has real Broadway stars

For personal acquaintances They're all dead, dear, zombies, I believe

The walking dead

Jack Palance did a show on them once Oh my God, look at what he's doing

With that stuff from inside the pig

Yuck! It's disgusting

Are you sure this guy is a prince? He's an evil prince, dear and part-time theater critic

They don't make a heck of a lot of money, y'know

We should probably feel sorry for him

You have to admit, those are some of the least expensive cuts of pork Don't you white folks know nothing?

That cock-sucker not only mean and dangerous

He ignint in regards to the preparation of food-stuffs

Even in San Quentim I never seen nobody eat a raw chitlin That motherfucker be crazy

And when that garbage make it's way through the digestium process

You best be hoping you on your way outta hear

Next item the boy be inventing

Come under the heading of industrial pollution Just what are these chitlins? That there, it perhaps the question most frequently posed

By members of yo species

I'll just get the mammy's hep me relucidate this baffling concept

With another thrilling number