Well, I came in as the sun came up
She glared at me over her coffee cup
She said, where you been?
So I thought real hard and said
I fell asleep in that hammock in the yard
She said, you don't know it, Bubba, but you just blew it
And I said, well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it
Come on, that's my story
That's my story
Oh, that's my story
Come on now
That's my story
Well, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it
But that's my story and I'm sticking to it
Yeah!
Well, now I got that deer in the headlights
Look, she read my face like the cover of a book
And said, don't expect me to believe all that static
Cause just last week I threw your hammock in the attic
My skin got so thin you could see right through it
And I stuttered, well, that's my story
And I'm sticking to it
That's my story
That's my story
That's my story
That's my story
Well, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it
Come on
But that's my story
And I'm sticking to it
Yeah!
Come on and break it down
You know, the time comes sometimes when a real man knows
The only thing left he can do
Is just look her in the eye
Lay down the law
Beg for mercy and face it
The bitter truth
Now, honey, me and the boys played cards all night
There wasn't no hanky-panky, not a woman in sight
I know I should have called
And, honey, I'm real sorry
Let's get a smartphone and you won't have to worry
You know how much I love you
And, honey, I'm ready to prove it
Well, that's my story and I'm sticking to it
I said, that's my story
That's my story
That's my story
That's my story
Well, I ain't got a witness and I can't prove it
But that's my story and, man, I'm sticking to it
You know, I ain't gonna do a thing, honey, unless you approve it
Come on
Well, that's my story
And I'm sticking to it
Yeah, me and the boys, that's my story