Well, come listen to my story about a man named Ted
A poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed
Then one day he was shooting at some food
And it up to the ground come a bubbling
Oh, that is like old Texas tea
Well, the first thing you know, old Jed's a millionaire
The chem phone said, Jed, move away from there
They said, California's the place you ought to be
So they loaded up the truck and they moved to Beverly
Hills, that is, swimming pools, movie stars
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jed and all his kin
We would like to thank you folks for kindly dropping in
You're invited back next week for this locality
And a kind man helping up your hospitality
Beverly Hills, that's what I call it
Well, now, you know nice folks
Y'all come back now, yeah?