If you save yourself a marriage, you're a bore
If you don't save yourself a marriage, you're a horrible person
You won't have a drink, then you're a prude
But they'll call you a drunk as soon as you down the first one
If you can't lose the weight, then you're just fat
If you lose too much, then you're on crack
You're damned if you do, and you're damned if you don't
So you might as well just do whatever you want
So make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into
Well, look straight in now, get a little too straight
Roll up your sleeves, get a little too straight

Or join, or don't
Just follow your arrow wherever it points
Follow your arrow wherever it points
You don't go to church, you'll go to hell
You're the first one on the front row, you're a self-righteous son
I can't win for losing
You're justice
You're justice






You're justice
Say what you think, love who you love
Cause you just get so many trips round the sun
Yeah, you only, only live once
So make lots of noise, kiss lots of boys
Or kiss lots of girls if that's something you're into
And look straight in now, get a little too straight
Roll up your joint, I will
Just follow your arrow wherever it points
Follow your arrow wherever it points
You don't go to church, you try to show off
But if you've got a proof of that







you