time's back in. Anyway, the science men, they said a couple of things. They said every year
they look at all the numbers. And generally, for the most part, July of any given month is the
hottest month of that year. And I thought back when I was a kid, 4th of July, always hot,
always July. The evidence bears that out. I'm not going to argue with that. All right. But
what they said next was a little, they said July of last year was the hottest month on Earth ever.
And that's a bold thing to say because we're not done with ever yet. Okay. It's a little early to
be handing out trophies. Okay. It might not even be the hottest month of the decade. Let's just see
how it plays out. Okay, science men. Ever for the Earth began when the Earth began, which is 4.5
billion years ago. And
2.5 years. I've done all the research so you guys don't have to. And I talked to the specialists
and they told me that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old. And that was about 2.5 years ago.
So you would have to add that to its age.
And then the Earth will continue to exist for another 5 to 7 billion years,
minus the 2.5 years that have already transpired.
At which time the sun will turn into a red giant and consume the Earth. So that period of time,
that stretch of time is ever for the Earth. And we're not even halfway done. And you don't crown
a champion before mid-season. All right. I'm no gambling guy, but if I were, I'd put all my money
on probably the last month of ever. I bet you that one. Pretty warm, I think.
Don't you think so, you know?
When the sun expands 250 times its size and turns into a 5,000 degree ball of nuclear fusion,
vaporizing every atomic bomb that holds the Earth's very existence together,
that's got to be hotter than July.
When it gets hot, do what I do. Take a summer vacation to Alaska. Yeah, seven days, one night.
That wasn't everybody, so please explain that to the quiet people.
I don't like July. My favorite month is January because that's when my birthday is. And that's
the best month to have. It's the best month to have a birthday because you don't have to wait
as long as you want to. And that's when my birthday is. And that's the best month to have a birthday.
And it's also, it's the time of year that you get a fresh start. I joined a health club this year
because I decided I want to lose about $30 a month. And also, I like January because I do a lot of, you know,
I do a lot of Christmas parties for companies. And those are in December. But now a lot of companies
are doing their parties in January. And I did one that was great. They flew me out to California and
put me up at a nice place facing the ocean, the Atlantic.