When I was young

It seemed that life was so wonderful

A miracle, oh it was beautiful, magical

And all the birds in the trees

Well they'd be singing so happily

Joyfully, playfully watching me But then they send me away

To teach me how to be sensible

Logical, responsible, practical

And then they showed me a world

Where I could be so dependable

Clinical, intellectual, cynical There are times when all the world's asleep

The questions run too deep for such a simple mind

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?

I know it sounds absurd please tell me who I am I said watch what you say or they'll be calling you a radical

Liberal, fanatical, criminal?"

Won't you sign up your name? We'd like to feel you're

Acceptable, respectable, presentable, a vegetable

Oh, ch-ch-check it out yeah At night when all the world's asleep

The questions run so deep for such a simple mind

Won't you please, please tell me what we've learned?

I know it sounds absurd but please tell me who I am

Who I am, who I am, who I am 'Coz I'm feeling so illogical

D-d-digital

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Unbelievable

B-b-bloody marvelous